Warren Buffett Shocks the World with $1 Trillion Tesla Acquisition
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In an unprecedented move, legendary investor Warren Buffett has announced that Berkshire Hathaway will acquire Tesla for a staggering $1 trillion in cash. The 94-year-old “Oracle of Omaha,” known for his cautious approach to tech stocks and electric vehicles, reportedly reached out to Elon Musk directly to propose the historic deal.
Buffett’s Secret EV Obsession
Despite his long-standing skepticism of the tech industry, Buffett revealed a surprising passion for electric vehicles. “I’ve always said I don’t understand tech companies, but the truth is, I’ve been secretly driving a Cybertruck around my Nebraska neighborhood at night,” he admitted during an early morning conference call on April 1.
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Even more shocking, Buffett confessed that he owns every Tesla model ever produced. “People think I still drive my old Cadillac, but I’ve actually put 100,000 miles on my Model S,” he said. “And yes, I’ve done donuts in the Costco parking lot.”
The Largest Cash Deal in History
The all-cash acquisition is the biggest corporate takeover ever, dwarfing the previous record—Vodafone’s $203 billion purchase of Mannesmann in 2000.
When asked how Berkshire Hathaway could afford such an astronomical sum, Buffett quipped, “I’ve been keeping the money in a shoebox under my bed.”
Musk’s New Role: Chief Meme Officer
In a surprising twist, Elon Musk will remain at Tesla, but in a newly created role: Chief Meme Officer. Meanwhile, Buffett himself will oversee Tesla’s daily operations.
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Musk seemed pleased with the arrangement. “Warren promised me I could still tweet whatever I want,” he said. “Plus, he’s giving me unlimited Cherry Coke and See’s Candies. Have you tried those peanut brittle things? Love those little guys!”
The deal marks a major shift for Berkshire Hathaway, which had previously struggled to find large acquisition targets. Now, with Tesla in its portfolio, Buffett has made the most unexpected move of his career.
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